Lisdexamphetamine, no sleep, and forgetting to eat. I’ll take it.
#whatsupfinals
my name is Jill. twenty years old. los angeles. i am an american aquarium drinker.
• me
• ask me what you pleez, biotch!
• submit yo posts love is definitely the answer
• me
• ask me what you pleez, biotch!
• submit yo posts love is definitely the answer
| me: | omg i'm going to get all skinny and toned for summer and then i can wear crop tops and short shorts and i'll have that perfect gap between my thighs and it will be perfect |
| me: | is that cake |
I think they should have birth control for men, too.
Like, how have they not even thought of an idea for making a pill for men? Everyone hates being on birth control cause it makes them feel weird, depressed, uninspired, makes them gain weight, makes them lose their sex drive, makes them in a bad mood, fucks with their body so much.
It’s such a huge fucking drug. Classic humanity continuing to put an overwhelming and unfair percentage of the burden of birth and children on women.
Yes, logically, and BIOlogically it makes sense that women would take the pill themselves since they themselves get pregnant and KNOW whether or not the pill was taken and will protect them. And yeah if guys took the pill and forgot it for a few days I’m sure they’d be much more nonchalant than a woman would about having unprotected sex regardless of the fact. And I bet some would even lie.
But that’s not the point. Shouldn’t they have to literally pay large amounts of money for an expensive drug and deal with the inconveniences and health risks of essentially making themselves sterile for a temporary yet extended period of their lives, too?
I love being friends with my professors.
I hope I can still bond with them at UCLA when classes are FAT. Professors are legitimately the best, which is why I want to be one. Fuck money, bitches, I’m going to be teaching.
WOO this drug makes me feel like a fucking GOD!
#nicetobeback
#okfinalsletsgo
#almostdonebutactually
#woo!
Instead of focusing on this essay I just spent the night eating ramen, watching SYTYCD and then trying to teach myself how to do fouette turns downstairs at 1:00 a.m.
AND NOW I CAN DO A LESS THAN HALF-ASSED FOUETTE AND HAVE MADE ZERO PROGRESS ON MY PAPER! successful nights down here. I guess I’ll just wake up at seven and pop a vyvanse and go alllllll day tomorrow. I mean. That’s really the only option at this point.
I’m glad I literally wait to the last possible second to do any and everything required of me. #OHWAIT
There are thousands of people with enormous amounts of potential who never realize it because they are just too lazy. This is the thing that makes me the most sad about humans.
